Prototype • Market validation • Joints only
The French-style joint holder.
Long Val John is a joint holder and extender that adds distance between your joint and your hands—so your session feels more refined, more comfortable, and easier to handle from first light to last puff.
- More distance from heat near the end
- Comfortable grip and control
- A more stylized ritual
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How it works
1) Insert
Place your joint into the holder.
2) Hold
Enjoy a steadier, more comfortable grip and control.
3) Finish
Keep your fingers farther from heat as you reach the end.
Note: We avoid health/medical claims. This is an accessory product; experience varies by user.
Why it feels better
Refined ritual
A more elegant, “holder-style” session—without changing your routine.
Comfortable last puffs
More distance as you approach the end, so your fingers stay farther from heat.
Easier grip
More surface area to hold—useful for anyone who wants steadier control.
More consistent handling
Less fumbling, more control—especially when you’re multitasking.
Founder’s Club (waitlist perk)
Join the waitlist before launch and you’ll receive a promo code for 25% off your first 12 orders.
Details may change prior to launch. Codes are sent only to verified waitlist emails. 21+ only.
Join the waitlistGet notified when pre-orders open
Be first in line—and get your Founder’s Club discount code when we launch.
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FAQ
What is Long Val John?
A joint holder and extender inspired by classic cigarette-holder style—designed for a more refined session.
Does it work with blunts?
Launch is planned for joints only. Blunt compatibility may be explored later based on demand.
When will pre-orders open?
We’ll email the waitlist first with timing and Founder’s Club details.
Is this legal?
Long Val John is intended for adult use only, for tobacco/cannabis use where legally permitted.